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Thanks to everyone who reminded us about this one in comments! It's "Doctor Loo" because he travels around in a blue porta-potty. What you have to appreciate about this film is that they sprung for actual dinosaurs, albeit a single cheap plastic one. Both Lexi and the talented but relegated to wearing a bad wig here Jessie Andrews as her sidekick Willow are appealing to watch, but not here - see instead a hundred other better performances in better videos. There are some evil aliens who want to enslave everybody with sex, and meanwhile Mork wants to set everybody free with sex. Probably not watching this movie. Why, God, why? This one is softcore, and stars the queen of softcore weirdness, Misty Mundae. They're kinky and they're kooky. This spoof features a bald Ron Jeremy as "Uncle Pester.

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See for yourself. And finally Unlike "Phaleks," this one actually features decent-looking versions of the Daleks, who for some reason are kidnapping young women using a teleportation machine and shooting sex lasers at them, making them super-horny. Here's hoping there were no dirty "missed it by that much" jokes. Goofs Scene 2 is mixed up with Scene 4 in the ending credits. But who did they get to play Joxer? Dictionary browser? The villains are Dr. Yes, it's an actual gay porn spoof!

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This is slightly unusual, in that the main character is the "daughter" of Indiana Jones rather than just a distaff spoof of Indy. You can watch about 10 minutes of this film above, and that's probably about 9 and a half minutes too much. In the above clip, she meets a sexy sex robot, because. Check out the amazing mids computer interface! Meanwhile, a young ish Ron Jeremy plays Kyle Reese, and at one point he distracts the Penetrator by giving him a Playboy centerfold to look at. When she was caught in , porn distributors had to pull all of her films because they featured her as a minor. Probably all you really need to know, right? Why not? Note: This page may contain content that is offensive or inappropriate for some readers. Oh, and there are no animated porn spoofs here — because that could be a whole article by itself.

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Dick Smothers, Jr. Plus Hercules! Anthony Rosano. But once you get over that, this actually does a fair bit of justice to James Cameron's mega-fantasy. Most of all, a lot of effort goes into making the relationship between Mulder and Scully feel emotionally believable, as you can see in the clip above. There are some evil aliens who want to enslave everybody with sex, and meanwhile Mork wants to set everybody free with sex. Supposedly this is a porn parody of the classic David Lynch TV series, but I haven't been able to find out much about it. Moreau porn spoof!

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The best thing about this film is probably its title. The horrifically obnoxious title of this movie isn't just a random pun: apparently the "plot" of this movie, at least in part, is that Harry does a spell to cause more pubic hair to grow at Hogwarts — and soon afterwards, Hermione shows up and announces to Ron that she suddenly has a lot more hair down there. Why did somebody decide to make a porno version of the most reviled Sean Connery Bond film of all time? In the post-apocalyptic future, the most precious resource is I blame the movie Earth Girls are Easy for spreading false impressions. Full browser? But of course, we need a fancy modern version, too. Unlike most of the other porn parodies here, Bikini Jones isn't hardcore, and was probably made to be shown on Showtime at three in the morning. But this is the only one with actual vampires in it. Isn't that show humptastic enough?

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This is slightly unusual, in that the main character is the "daughter" of Indiana Jones rather than just a distaff spoof of Indy. Also, the woman who is playing Scully has the look down pat, although the wig is clearly a wig. Most of all, a lot of effort goes into making the relationship between Mulder and Scully feel emotionally believable, as you can see in the clip above. Do you really need a porn parody of True Blood? As in, the acting is not terrible, and there is an effort to get the characters right and tell a real story. In any case, there's some pretty decent alien makeup in this trailer, plus some random Michael Jackson dancing. This one is just kind of horrible. Above is a collection of all the SFW scenes from the first movie, in which the actors try really hard to imitate the movie — but it's hard for porn actors to act that wooden. Damn you, Geena Davis! Check out the "authentic" British pub set that they threw together.

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Is it an evolutionary characteristic? Their explorations eventually lead them to the middle east where they come face to face with the Arc and Claus Conrad the man who plans to use its powers to control the world. That has to count for something, right? The beer is named after the Morrison Busty Colliery, which occupied Dyer's site between and And there is woman-on-donkey-headed-man sex. Full browser? Tagline: "Saving the Earth from the cum of the universe. Isn't that show humptastic enough? GET IT?

Q would be jealous. Yes, it's an actual gay porn spoof! Watch these SFW opening credits, and you still won't. In this porn spoof, a witch died a long time ago and now if men come too close to her cabin, she screws them to death. As lead vampire I was glad to see Ash Hollywood without her ugly "scar" tattoos along her shoulder blades that she's usually sporting, and the late Amber Rayne along with luscious April O'Neil is wasted as her vampire minions. Rocco Reed. Annette Warburton, Debenhams' head of lingerie buying, said: "The most common size in Liverpool stands at a plentiful 34E, reflected in local busty celebrities, Abby Clancy and Coleen Rooney. Goofs Scene 2 is mixed up with Scene 4 in the ending credits. From the same people who did the X-rated spoof of Tarantino and Rodriguez's Grindhouse sadly without any zombies or machine-gun leg, though. She'd be glad to pitch in.

The County Durham firm is celebrating its anniversary by presenting all of its staff members with bottles of a specially brewed beer, called Morrison Busty. Wearing an Indy-style hat and a black leather jacket. Horticia: Yes, well, they all won't be coming to see me, my sweet. Here's a clip from the sequel, Witches of Breastwick 2 , in which the witches stand around a fire and rub their breasts while discussing magic. Also, dialogue includes: "You stand in the castle of Lady Sodomy. Note: Because this list was too long, and was in danger of crashing everyone's browser, I put the superhero, Star Wars and Star Trek spoofs on a separate page. Because why? She announced her retirement from porn in Witness the above clip, where he sees a computer readout telling him what position to have sex with her in.

It's "Doctor Loo" because he travels around in a blue porta-potty. Chinese company says drinking its coconut milk will help women get enlarged breasts. And it's "Phaleks" because they have big dildos instead of egg-whisks. Just let that sink in for a moment. Engineers toast landmark with a special beer. Isn't that show humptastic enough? Britney Amber. Because why?

Mentioned in? Ron Jeremy is a librarian or something, and he gets attacked by a white blob, judging from this trailer. Praise be! As the BBC runs Radio Times, I imagine this study was commissioned to deflect the flak over the sackings of Arlene Phillips, 66, and any other female presenter who isn't blonde, busty and fresh out of school. Fur ther Read ing:. Thanks to everyone who reminded us about this one in comments! The aliens have shown up — and instead of destroying the White House, they want to be our friends. At least there's an ape named Dr. It's the year the year when all porno spoofs must take place and the lucky few who can afford it all go to Sex World, where they can act out their naughtiest fantasies with robots.

Oh, and there are no animated porn spoofs here — because that could be a whole article by itself. It's the year the year when all porno spoofs must take place and the lucky few who can afford it all go to Sex World, where they can act out their naughtiest fantasies with robots. Britney Amber. Someone is trying to clone someone based on sperm they found in a painting, and there's a secret order of semen which consists of hot naked people in masks. There's trouble in Toon Town. And she's a disruptive sex addict, until she gets reprogrammed by the authorities so that she can no longer express her pervert tendencies. Best line of dialogue: "I think I'll send some of my dildo wraiths. Male Vampire : Dammit!

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Yep, it's a porno version of the Shakespeare play — in which the actors actually recite Shakespeare's dialogue. Kind of amazing. She also did The Island of Dr. This s spoof sticks surprisingly close to the original Kubrick film, except that Alex is a woman now. The aliens have shown up — and instead of destroying the White House, they want to be our friends. Willow's erotic dream spell, concocted for Buffy, spills over onto Giles and Xander. Not a scream. Just FYI. Buffy — which might be an H. Most of all, a lot of effort goes into making the relationship between Mulder and Scully feel emotionally believable, as you can see in the clip above.

Horticia : Yes, and then, of course, there's my year-old niece, Tuesday. This might actually be the least sexy porn spoof of all, although there are plenty of contenders for that crown, as you'll soon see. As in, the acting is not terrible, and there is an effort to get the characters right and tell a real story. Director: Lee Roy Myers. This time the alien is a large bald man painted green, wearing an orange jumpsuit, and I guess he wants to have phone sex instead of phoning home. Here's the synopsis: "Carolina Jones, daughter of Indiana Jones meets a naive country girl Dixie in a set of bizarre circumstances. Isn't that show humptastic enough? Notably, they actually do a version of the original movie theme by Ray Parker Jr. This spoof features a bald Ron Jeremy as "Uncle Pester. Can't forget the campiest porn spoof of the campiest science fiction movie of all time.

Chinese company says drinking its coconut milk will help women get enlarged breasts. Featuring completely insane wigs and bubble fight scenes. Plus they made a sequel in called Flesh Gordon: Planet of the Cosmic Cheerleaders, which you can watch here. Update: Added horror over there, too. We will never know, but films like The Human Sexipede help us to confront the screaming abyss at the pit of our souls. In the post-apocalyptic future, the most precious resource is Most of all, a lot of effort goes into making the relationship between Mulder and Scully feel emotionally believable, as you can see in the clip above. Until it all goes wrong and the robots start having sex for real. Above is a collection of all the SFW scenes from the first movie, in which the actors try really hard to imitate the movie — but it's hard for porn actors to act that wooden. Very odd stuff, see for yourself.

Seriously, WTF indeed. Tom Byron. Many times porn stars are considered social outcasts once they leave the adult entertainment industry, but there are a few previously X-rated performers who have managed to parlay their controversial careers into the mainstream. Why, God, why? This is s porn at its most s. Well, she's coming on Wednesday. Ron Jeremy is a librarian or something, and he gets attacked by a white blob, judging from this trailer. Kris Slater. The Daleks also recruit the aid of a whip-toting dominatrix to "interrogate" their captives. And then Giles gets captured by a gang of horny female vampires, and it's up to the Scooby Gang to save him before he's sucked

I think there were three sequels, too. It's interactive! And the inside of Jeannie's bottle looks pretty much spot-on. It's still about an "extreme sport" in a dystopian future, except now it's an extreme sex sport. But this is the only one with actual vampires in it. Yes, that's right — it's Jurassic Park, only with anal sex. In July , Leone adopted a child with her husband Daniel Weber. In the post-apocalyptic future, the most precious resource is

She'd be glad to pitch in. Thanks to everyone who reminded us about this one in comments! Right off the bat, here's some fantastic acting. She also did The Island of Dr. Check out the "authentic" British pub set that they threw together. The villains are Dr. Dick Smothers, Jr. And the female hobbit feels compelled to keep playing with the One Dildo, not realizing that Sauron who's a sexy lady can locate her whenever she's using it. Oh dear. That has to count for something, right?

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Yup, it's a straight-up porno version of Quantum Leap, in which a woman takes the role of Scott Bakula, and finds herself jumping into different people's sexy bodies for sexytimes. Is it a function of cultural alienation? For example, the final hump footage of Spike Michael Vegas with a poor accent and busty Britney Amber as Harmony is just tacked on, unrelated to the previous two hours.

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